Molded after the legend John Holmes in state-of-the-art Ultra-realistic Skin. 12.5 inches long, 10 inches from the tip to the balls, 2.75 inches in diameter and 8 inches circumference with a suction cup base. ***Because of the huge size and weight of this product we have gotten complaints that the suction cup does not adhere to anything***

Category:Porn Star DildosRealistic Dildos
Measurements:12.5 inches long2.75 inches wide8 inches around
Material:like-real-flesh
Size:Huge
Color:Beige-Caucasianskin
Features:suctioncup
Porn Stars:
John Holmes: ToysVideos

Review/Comments
My husband and I bought this toy and decided to experiment with it while taking a shower together. This thing is really big, which excited me and it slipped in very nicely. We mounted it on the edge of the tub and while my husband sucked and played with my boobs I fucked myself silly. Ladies, just try this. Just mount it on the edge of the tub with the suction cup, have your man pay special attention and FUCK your brains out. It will fit and I have told my girlfriends about this and they are buying your product too. It is a wonderful stretch and it feels so real. I am BIG in that department and my loving husband understands and wants' to keep me happy. We have just recently tried fisting, and I just ADORE this. Warm up first with this big dildo and when the fisting begins you will be in heaven. This big dildo feels wonderful and is well crafted and most realistic. It warms up nicely and it just SLIDES in with pleasure. It takes lubrication very well and becomes very slippery which is fun too. I most HIGHLY reccomend this to any married or single woman. Sometimes a womans pussy needs something extra. This does the trick.
Date Submitted: 07/23/2005 by [Shelly]

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WELL, WHAT CAN I SAY... THIS IS THE BEST COCK I HAVE EVER HAD UP MY ASS. FEELS LIKE THE REAL THING. YOU CAN GO REAL DEEP WITH THIS ONE. AFTER YOU GET THE HEAD IN IT, IT FEELS GO GOOD, TAKING EVERY INCH OF THIS HUCG COCK.... WORTH EVERY PENNY YOU'LL CUM GALLONS WITH THIS BIG BOY OMG hard up in San Diego
Date Submitted: 07/12/2005 by [Wide asshole now!]

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I can't say enough about this sex toy. It is long and wide and the smoothness of the skin is great, also the firmness is just right. I have a few other toys and some are more rigid and not quite as ooh, so delicious. Right now it is still too big for my girl friend's pussy, but I use it about once a week when she's not around and soon we are going to look for a strap on that can accomodate its size. The silk stocking it comes with is great for storage. One time I was so worked up that I was pounding myself with it, going the full length of the cock deep in my ass and pulling all the way out and I was yelling to myself don't stop, please don't stop! until I came with a roar that I swear the neighbors heard. excellent value for the price.
Date Submitted: 07/12/2005 by [jimmy]

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we have the jeff stryker ur3 and the wife can't get enough of it, but she wanted to try something larger. I ordered john and it arrived today. she thinks it might be a little too big, but we are going to give it a try tonite and let you know how it went. p.s this thing makes the stryker look tiny.
Date Submitted: 06/13/2005 by [curt]

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This cock is incredible, it is a slow, agonizing slide down its length but is well worth the ride. The suction works fine, I love to mount it to the floor and ride it to the most intense orgasms I have ever felt. After I cum I cannot let it go and have to keep pounding my ass on this monster. Pure anal pleasure.
Date Submitted: 06/05/2005 by [Paul]

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This thing is HUGE! once I got over the concern of mixing blood and feces I started having a BLAST. A little Visine on the head of this baby instantly closes off any ruptured blood vessles. Dont worry about rodent/rectal compatability...get the HOLMES and some tetrahydrozaline and WORK that rectum wrecker!
Date Submitted: 05/18/2005 by [Nigyu Larity]

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This is the best cock I've ever had! The only way to make it better is to make a squirting version - OMG!!! It's huge, but I LOVE IT - feels almost like a real COCK!! Thick, hard and LONG - but oh so squeeze-able. I love sucking on it - I stick it to the wall of the shower and kneel before it, taking it into my mouth....stroking it....sucking it...mmmnnnnngggghhh!!!! And then......in my ASS! Oh, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT'S GOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Date Submitted: 05/12/2005 by [anonymous]

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I have had several lifelike dildo's over the years, gradually working my way up in sheer size and thickness. If you like the feeling of being impaled on a huge cock this one will be hard to beat. Before purchasing big John I have enjoyed using Brad Stone, also a huge cock, which is every bit as big as John at the base as it nears the balls, but smaller and not as thick toward the tip, enabling one to have a bit of an easier time on insertion. When I recieved big John in new uro 3, saw how big it was and felt the texture of its skin I could hardly believe how real it felt. If one were in a dark room while another was using it on them I think they would be hard pressed to tell the difference from a real cock, and the way it feels going in is absolutely beyond description!! It is probably an inch longer than Brad Stone and very thick all the way from its tip to the balls. I usually take it into the bathroom and place it toward the very edge of a large flat sink area using its suction cup base, which incidentally worked fine for me and stays where its put standing straight up. Here I am directly in front of a large mirror where I can watch everything in detail as well as be close to a clean up. If I have not played in awhile, I will have two or three lifelike dildo's for a session, the first one being Jeff Stryker being much smaller. After my ass is relaxed enough I will then go to Brad, and then to John for the ultimate fuck.
Date Submitted: 05/06/2005 by [anonymous]

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I told my wife that I bought John and it is being delivered April 13 and she called my work three times telling me how she wanted me. That same night she told me that she was tired and wanted to go to bed two hour early. So, I went in the room to go to sleep and she told me not to shut the light off and to get to bed. She opened the box pulled it out and said OMG. She then lubed it and had me fuck her with it and I got ¾ in. Today the first thing she says to me is that she was tense and that is why it did not go in all the way. One night, and she can’t take her mind off it. WOW!
Date Submitted: 04/14/2005 by [Omahavic]

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i'm a 18 y.o. college student away from home and my very well-hung boy friend. On nights i get lonely, I call him and we phone while I use this dildo on me. OMGGG ... its a lil bigger then he is...but close enough so my MULTIPLE orgasms shreek in his ear. I get so wet and sloppy with big John that i put the phone down there so he can hear my sex noises. I love it when its totally in me. I get filled and stretched like never before. I miss sex with my boyfriend, but big John is a great substitute. Girls... if your man falls short of expectations.. get this toy. You'll LOVE IT.
Date Submitted: 03/12/2005 by [Hannah]

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