Dildo: An artificial substitute for an erect penis
Dildos come in many different shapes and sizes, but all of
them are meant to do one thing: in some way, shape, or form, they are meant to
be a substitute or symbol for a real penis. If you are inclined to believe
Freud, then the Washington Monument could be considered a dildo. For our
purposes, though, a dildo is a sex toy, usually made of latex or silicone,
designed to be inserted into some bodily orifice for sexual pleasure.